Connie Crete sent the following report to TMN:

"So’s taday tha huntin club decided ta go see tha ‘thereal plane. We was on tha mosey home and decided ta pop inta tha liberrys causn certain pepples (me) hasn't had a good look at tha books what upset alla sylvans and stuff. Also, I likes tha purdy pitchers.

"Anyways, we goes in tha firstun and sees that Phineas been doin sum housekeepin. Checked out tha a couple o tha other ones and they is like normal. We didn’t check em all though. Curious that Phin’ld wanna burn tha books though."