Connie Crete sent the following report to TMN:

So I were wanderin about and drinkin, and stopped by Marshybeby's. Seems he too luvs tha subject that be near and dear ta my heart. I caint believe in alla time we has visited, we hasnt talked extensively about beer.

Then I were thinkin about tha darshak that were considerin a rumble yesterday. So I moseyed over ta see how they was doin. Well, lookin at their headquarters, I realized that they needed serious decoratin help. I tol em ta contact Tara causn she is tha best decorator in tha lands what be in tune with tha pirate mindset.

Beer!

-Connie