July 03, 2005
Yor Rents a Room


Renowned local Zo Yor has fallen on some tough financial times and is now renting a room from Babajaga. Yor will be guarding the door, among other tasks, to help pay the rent.

Babajaga says, "The rent is paid through dragging me to various places, new and interesting places to fall"
Paramedic says, "I was afraid of that"
Yor says, "I'll try"
(Yor smiles.)
(Yor nods.)
Babajaga says, "And chaining me to safety, of course"
(Babajaga nods)
Paramedic says, "Of course"
Yor says, "and departing"
Babajaga says, "And that"
(Yor grins)
Babajaga says, "But mostly chaining me to safety"
(Babajaga nods)
(Yor nods.)
(Babajaga chuckles)
Paramedic says, "Well, it seems like a reasonable arrangement"
Yor says, "Well, that's it, Para"
Yor says, "yes"
Babajaga says, "Oh . . . and we have agreed that he doesn't take anything living inside that he plans to eat"
Babajaga says, "Not anything dead either for that matter"
(Yor nods.)
Paramedic asks, "he'll have to gnaw bones outside?"
Yor ponders, "could be an interesting reality TV show"
Yor says, "yes"
(Babajaga nods)
Paramedic says, "Hm"
Yor ponders, "grr"
Babajaga asks, "Where do you put all the fish bones, Para?"
Babajaga asks, "Around and in the bed?"
Paramedic says, "Slyph's back yard"
(Yor laughs.)
Babajaga says, "Ah of course"
Babajaga says, "brilliant"
(Paramedic nods)
Paramedic says, "She has no idea"
Yor ponders, "Slyph, what a wench"
Babajaga says, "Sadly, she doesn`t live here so.."
Babajaga says, "or we could have borrowed that arrangement as well"
Paramedic says, "I just throw them over her fence. You could try it, Yor"
(Babajaga nods thoughtfully)
Yor says, "good idea"
(Yor grunts happily.)
Paramedic says, "She thinks it's some natural phenomenon, bones falling from the sky"
(Yor laughs.)

Posted by Para at July 03, 2005 10:27 AM
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