Creed sent the following report to TMN:

Hail, Para!

A few days ago in Town Center, Dinsdale, who was quoted by eyewitnesses as saying he was "just feeling silly," first gave away nearly every one of his possessions—then attempted to set fire to the free library! Fortunately it wasn't flammable—but he created quite a spectacle just the same.

Eyewitnesses also said they believed the attempt was not particularly serious.

Reporting almost live from TC,
-Creed