October 09, 2006
Mock Chicken Visits Puddleby

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Updated!

Super Chicken and I encountered a "Mock Chicken" in town last night.
Largo was unavailable for comment.

Super Chicken exclaims, "it's gonna lead me to pirate gold!"
Paramedic says, "hello"
Super Chicken exclaims, "pirate gold i say!"
Super Chicken exclaims, "Bawk!"
Super Chicken ponders, "pirate gold!"
Super Chicken blows his horn.
A monster says, "Bawk"
Super Chicken exclaims, "Bawk!"
Super Chicken asks, "bawk bawk?"
Super Chicken exclaims, "bawk bawk? Bawk!"
A monster says, "Bawk, bawk. Bawk bawk bawk. Bawk. Bawk bawk -- bawk, bawk! Bawk? Bawk."
(Super Chicken nods intently)
(Super Chicken does the chicken dance!)
Paramedic says, "Thoom."
A monster asks, "Thawk?"
Super Chicken exclaims, "!"
Paramedic says, "Thoom."
Super Chicken exclaims, "chickens can't thoom!"
Super Chicken yells, "Bawk!"

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Paramedic says, "Ok chicken, out with the info"
Super Chicken asks, "bawk?"
A monster says, "Bawk bawk"
Super Chicken thinks to you, "OOC if you wanna whack the chicken it's probally a GM spawned... umm... thingie."
Super Chicken exclaims, "Bawk!"
Super Chicken exclaims, "!"
Super Chicken exclaims, "oh no!"

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Largo says, "Accident."
Super Chicken exclaims, "largo squished it!"
Largo asks, "What?"
Paramedic says, "Oh man"
Super Chicken exclaims, "poor lil chicken friend!"
Largo says, "I thought it was a scavenger bird."
Paramedic says, "That was a talking chicken"
Largo asks, "What!?"

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(Largo feels dumb.)
(Super Chicken feels largo's dumbness)
Largo asks, "This isn't going to be printed, is it?"
Paramedic says, "Alas"

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Super Chicken exclaims, "sure is!"
Paramedic says, "Probably"
Super Chicken exclaims, "with a largo dumb dumb ending!"
Largo says, "I'm unavailable for comment."

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Super Chicken asks, "so what was it largo?"
Paramedic says, "Mmm."
Koppi yells, "Paramedic reports: TMN: Thoom News You Can Use. http://www.thoomcare.com"
Super Chicken asks, "was it a chicken groupie? a mock chicken?"
Largo says, "Mock chicken."
Super Chicken exclaims, "a mock chicken!"
Largo says, "But I'm unavailable for comment."
Paramedic says, "Hmm"
Super Chicken exclaims, "he would have led us to pirate gold!"
Super Chicken yells, "pirate gold!"
Largo exclaims, "Sorry!"
Super Chicken exclaims, "and now. i horn you!"
Largo exclaims, "!"
Super Chicken blows his horn.
Paramedic says, "MURDER IN PUDDLEBY"
Super Chicken exclaims, "yar!"
Super Chicken exclaims, "it was professor plum!"
Super Chicken exclaims, "with a candlestick!"
Super Chicken exclaims, "in the brewery!"
Kahn St'ple ponders, "Probably headed to rehab."
Paramedic says, "With a sword"
Paramedic says, "rehab?"

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Super Chicken says, "bawk"
Super Chicken asks, "ergh does Kahn usually say that?"
Paramedic says, "I don't think so"
Super Chicken exclaims, "thoomcare news at its finest!"
(Paramedic scratches his head)
Super Chicken says, "we should make news! like hoggle"
Super Chicken exclaims, "call it chicken scratch!"
Paramedic says, "Yeah, I'll just start pulling stuff out of my ass"
Super Chicken exclaims, "ya!"

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Paramedic says, "and printing it"
Super Chicken exclaims, "exactly!"
Super Chicken exclaims, "you'll win a thoomcare news pulizter!"
(Paramedic nods.)
Super Chicken says, "awarded by yourself, to yourself"
Super Chicken exclaims, "wellp! time to scurrie off back to town at chickening speed!"
Paramedic says, "Hmm."
Koppi yells, "Super Chicken reports: Always fresh chickenfeed at http://www.thoomcare.com/ !"
Super Chicken exclaims, "!"
Super Chicken yells, "i never said that!"
Paramedic says, "Um"
Super Chicken exclaims, "pesky koppi!"
Kalypso says, "thank you"
Super Chicken exclaims, "koppi telling out false information!"
Paramedic says, "He's just making stuff up now, I guess"
Super Chicken says, "that's thoomcare news worthy! let's investigate"
Super Chicken yells, "we're coming for you koppi!"
Paramedic asks, "You feeling okay?"
Super Chicken says, "alright Koppi! who said i said to say that to say said say said"
Super Chicken blows his horn.
(Super Chicken lazies)
Super Chicken asks, "should i horn him again?"
Paramedic says, "Yeah knock yourself out"
(Super Chicken nods)
Super Chicken says, "need to build up my chicken lung power to do that though. it'll take a few minutes"
Paramedic says, "Must be hell to blow a horn with a beak anyway"

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Super Chicken says, "i wonder if muwe actually said that"
Super Chicken says, "yar"
(Super Chicken huffs and puffs)
Super Chicken says, "pesky chickenized lung power"
Super Chicken blows his horn.
Super Chicken exclaims, "take that!"
Super Chicken exclaims, "show fork over the info Koppi!"
Super Chicken says, "or i shall slowly wait and eventually horn you again"
Super Chicken asks, "whatcha think para?"
Super Chicken says, "i think he's giving us the silent treatment"
Paramedic says, "I think he's asleep."
Super Chicken says, "yar"

Posted by Para at October 09, 2006 09:24 PM
Comments

Super Chicken's got a girrrrrrrlfriend!!!

Posted by: Snow on October 9, 2006 10:02 AM

and largo killed her! pesky largo

Posted by: super chicken on October 9, 2006 01:10 PM

Heyas, I just want to go on the record that since Largo is my Hubby Poo Poo Kins, I cannot testify against him in a court of law.

However, I am more than happy to do my civic duty by annoying the heck out of him for the rest of his pixeled existence and I will also continue to beat him with my frying pan.

Posted by: Boo Boo Kitty (The tortured wife) on October 12, 2006 12:43 AM
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