March 11, 2007
Invisible Creatures


Connie Crete sent the following report to TMN:


This be more o a PSA fer thems not used ta tha EP critters. So there SongWren what aint hunted in tha EP or Abyss regular were out moseyin in south forest. He were attacked by an invisible critter and were doubtin his sanity.

So in town after a mosey there be me and Eb and we thought o a whole slew o critters it might could be. Tha ghastly presence topped tha list, but there were also Ratticus, invisible myrs, and Dande said there be invisible zu. Dande had ta study, but knowin about tha ongoin planar collisions and tha recent invasion.. what? a few days ago.. me and Eb went with SongWren ta identify tha critter.

Sure 'nuff, it were a GP. So . . . ifn yer out moseyin around - and ya aint used ta critters what roams tha EP—and ya gits bit bad by an invisible critter, ya aint insane - it be likely a leftover that them lazy invasionbeaterbackers fergot ta clean up. Tha tricky thing be—ifn ya falls ta one o these critters where they aint usually at, yer toggle locator will not do so good a job o findin ya.

NottaMystic thinks ta ya, "Need help? Toggle ifn ya does."

Ya toggles

NottaMystic thinks ta ya, "Hmm... falled ta a gp.. ethereal plane?"

Ya is silent

NottaMystic thinks ta ya, "ok, Abyss? And what is ya doin there! Ya should know better." (NottaMystic allays feels he gotta lecture ya when yer falled)

Ya is silent.

NottaMystic thinks, " be falled ta a gp and aint in tha ep or tha abyss.. I caint guess no more"

LottaSpam thinks, " Prolly EP residue, tha last batch was at "

Eventuallike they gits ta ya. But jest be warned. It could happen.

Posted by Para at March 11, 2007 10:21 PM

Wangah strikes again!

Posted by: on March 12, 2007 01:34 PM

I thought I drank too much Sylvan Whisky, but whisky doesn't hit that hard.

Posted by: SongWren on March 12, 2007 08:31 PM
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