June 28, 2007
iStone

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Borkiron sent the following report to TMN:

Hi Para,

I heard that there is something called an "iStone" going on sale in Puddleby tomorrow? Do you know where the queue for it begins?

Also, do you know anything about this "iStone"? I heard you can do all of think to others (like a sunstone), listen to bard music, & browse scrolls (like Thoomcare, Sentinel, Puddleopedia, CLUMP) on it.

After a lot of work, I found a picture of what this "iStone" is supposed to look like, & have attached it. It sure doesn't look like any kind of stone anyone's
ever seen before. Do you think this "iStone" is all rumour and hype?

-Borkiron

An anonymous source submitted to TMN this unverified rumor:

The rumor is spreading slowly that Stuenora will have a new device for sale starting on Spring 51st, 567.

A few details about it:
The new device is called the iStone and will:
- sell at 5999 coins.
- is supported exclusively by the Mystic Network, who does the "activation" for about 6-700 coins.
- costs only 600 coins per zodiac to maintain service.
- lets you store Bards music (comes preloaded with Xepel's latest album and a Rakshasa compilation)
- lets you play Visionstone movies on the go
- lets you receive your postoffice mail wherever you are!
- is bundled with the handy PuddlebyMaps service
- offers the traditional services of the sungem, but with a better interface and the ability to manage your groups more easily.

Stuenora will only have a few for sale, so get in the line early or miss!

Posted by Para at June 28, 2007 10:36 PM
Comments

Can I buy a bunch of them, and then sell them in the auction house for double their price?

Posted by: MaryJane on June 28, 2007 11:17 PM

Is this a joke?

Posted by: Anonymous on June 28, 2007 11:33 PM

Don't forget to train with Job'sious, otherwise it'll break on first or second use.

Posted by: Hoover on June 29, 2007 04:08 AM

OMG! What will happen to the SUNstone now that the iStone! is here?

The sky is falling! the sky is falling!

Posted by: on June 29, 2007 08:36 AM

This is awesome. :)

Posted by: Phineas on June 29, 2007 10:41 AM

But... are they good for whacking stuff, too? This is a question Zo's need to have answered!!

Posted by: Hunk on June 30, 2007 08:25 AM

Are they beer proof?

Posted by: Lofar on June 30, 2007 08:25 AM

I hear that we should wait until the mystics learn to upgrade the iStone to an iGem, with a faster network and all of the bugs worked out.

Posted by: Creed on July 1, 2007 10:25 AM
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