Captain Stinkfist sent the following report to TMN:
Arrr strange things were afoot during tha most recent battle with tha Forest's forces.
That zu weres out to get me as I had smoked a great many of their comrades at their last failed attempt at negotiations. They seemed to have changed their negotiation tactics from simple demands ta pestering and petty annoying of me.
It may have had tha desired effect. We soon reached an agreement.
Har now that peace was determined to be so, it was time to hammer out tha details.
So tear up this road and bring tha stones to TI for Barny to build my embassy with so we can throw monkey wrenches in tha plans of our real enemy, tha darshak cult.
Now this wont take up all tha stone, I propose what is left over should go to makin some random patio space in town that some people seem to wants for some reason beyond me, mud is comfy.
Arr don't gets me wrong swabs, moving tha road wasn't my first choice, its hardly even my 5th choice, but tha reality is, tha forest be really annoying ta have zu be growin all arounds ya faster than yas can smokes it wherevers ya go.
Also the embassy is going to be really neat.
-Captain Stinkfist, the Pirate King