Stinkfist, Pirate King sent the following announcement to TMN:

Arrr tha Pirate King invites ye ta attend a most mysterious an awesome event.

We be incredibly bored, so I tooks it upon me most illustrious self ta track down some promising leads of things to do, and with a lil help from democracy, have settled on something mysterious an' grand an' awesome.

This will be at OOC Sunday, December 9th at 11:30am Pacific Time.

All must attend. The Pirates ands their friends be fairly reliable for epic adventure.

Booty, Ranks, and Good Times guaranteed. Safety is not.

With love,
-Captain Stinkfist, Pirate King, All Around Good Dude to Pal Around With