April 25, 2021
Accident Alters Amiable Alchemist


Alchemist and Healer Mjollnir was seen today sporting a new scaly appearance after imbibing an unknown concoction.

When asked how this occurred, Mjollnir was heard to say

I was up in that old alchemy lab on the cloud where I picked up a book. It was a fairly dry account of halfling speeches in a language I'd never heard of. As I flipped through it, a packet fell out from between the pages that contained a strange smelling powder. Naturally I did what every sensible alchemist would do, I threw it along with a bunch of ingredients I had with me together in a flask and drank the result.

I immediately felt a hot rash break out and to my horror, my skin became all dry and scaly.

And thats not the worst thing, something in that potion caused me to grow a tail!

Ive suffered from lyfelidaeism in the past but that transformation was nothing compared to this, that tail was sleek and nimble, this one drags on the ground behind me and is constantly causing me to trip.

Mjollnir requests that any anybody with experience in reversing transformations please contact him to help him solve his scaly strait.

Posted by Para at April 25, 2021 08:35 AM

I approve of this form. We need more like Mjollnir to boldly go where no exile. Oh wait, anyways, I volunteer Punny, DragonHawk, FrozenHam, Ramandu, and pretty much all of the old timers in Laughing Academy (LA), except of course yours truly, for such experiments. I am sure they would approve me volunteering them whilst sparing myself from any disfigurement. As the leading thespian from LA, and a force of acting in the Puddleby Players, I must preserve my stage ready form.

Posted by: Inu Teisei on April 25, 2021 11:15 AM

I approve of and am jealous of this lizardtastic new form. Why couldn't the cursed sapphires turn me into a cool lizard-elf?

Posted by: Cap'n Stinky on April 26, 2021 07:53 PM
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