Connie Crete sent the following report to TMN:
So's I comes out as a lark on tha day after tha storm. Seems chaos blew through inna big way and a Wild Wednesday/Thursday be goin on.
So's I does what I does when nuthin counts and cheated takin tha tests. I were so excited I didn't take no pitchers.
Then Harmachis dared Ugog ta sue Nippy. Tooked a pitcher o that causn courts rarer than me testin these days. Nobudy tol Ugog about tha prollems o frivolous lawsuits.
Ima gonna be so pissed ifn it aint a Wild Wednesday.