Noids Enraged?

Connie Crete sent the following report to TMN:

Beer!

Has noticed there been a bunch o recent noid invasions. No real reason's been found behind em. Has seen lots and lots o black widows, webbers, jades, and regular noids. They is serious pesky irritatin.

I suspects it be due ta ranger's abilities. See, Relkin does tha jade-impersonation at tha drop o a hat. Purdy soon, we'll have toise invasions causn Chicken. Gaia only knows why we aint seen lots o bears causn Hoggle and 'myrs causn Grog. I'll be really worried when Hoggle gits tha palidew and Shiner gits tha sas. Lotta daid bodies then.

Here be anuther pitcher. I dont git tha cool many noids pitchers causn I'd spill my beer focusin tha camera.

Beer!

-Connie

Posted by Para at September 05, 2005 09:42 PM