December 09, 2006
Praying for Vermine

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Inu Teisei sent the following report to TMN:

Dear Paramedic,

Today I will recount a cautionary tale about praying for vermine (and taunting a GM...).

Here's what happened.
Inu Teisei says, "funny i am gaining experience here in tc jawing away..."
DragonHawk says, "yep"
DragonHawk says, "that happens]"
Inu Teisei says, "must not be any GMs on to shut me up"
(Inu Teisei giggles)
DragonHawk ponders, "not nearly enough"
(DragonHawk grins)
Inu Teisei asks, "Oh Eldon, wherefore art thou Eldon?"
(DragonHawk looks up)
DragonHawk says, "he aint up there."
Inu Teisei asks, "Dost thou not thinketh I have not gabbeth enougheth today?"
DragonHawk says, "noeth."
(DragonHawk grins)
Inu Teisei asks, "dost thou not wanteth to send uponus me a large vermine attack?"
Inu Teisei says, "shall i pray"
DragonHawk ponders, "bah large vermine"

DragonHawk says, "suuure"
DragonHawk says, "why not"
Inu Teisei ponders, "they chew me up pretty good"
(DragonHawk grins)
You pray, "do not send any large vermine to tc"
Your prayer disappears into the heavens.
Inu Teisei says, "'/pray do not send any large vermine to tc"
Inu Teisei says, "reverse psych"
DragonHawk says, "that oughtta do it"
Inu Teisei says, "bwa ha ha ha"
DragonHawk says, "hah"
(Inu Teisei bwa ha ha ha's)
Inu Teisei says, "ah figured out the pose finally"
Inu Teisei says, "notice how everyone has cleared out of tc....."
(Inu Teisei giggles)
DragonHawk says, "heh"
Inu Teisei says, "right on cue"
You equip your dagger.
You killed a Vermine.
DragonHawk says, "wow"
Inu Teisei says, "why go hunt when you can pray for exp monsters"
Inu Teisei says, "dinner come here"

The attached screenshots show what happens at the end of the discourse above.

vermine prayer 1
vermine prayer 2

Inu Teisei has now redone her tattoo as an act of contrition.
:p

Posted by Para at December 09, 2006 07:35 AM
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