Phineas sent the following announcement to TMN:

Have you ever wanted to enjoy animals in the convenience of confined spaces instead of having to chase them around in large, open areas?
Have you ever wanted to embrace a wild animal instead of vanquishing it? WELL NOW YOU CAN!

Please join Rinauld the ex-rebel and Phineas for the Grande Opening of the Memorial Petting Zoo! Friends and family are welcomed to frolic with deadly venomous cobras, ravenous arachnes and blood-soaked bunnies!

Date: Terrdi, the 65th Day of Winter 565 (Saturday, December 16th, 2006)
Time: 7:00pm Pacific Standard Time
Location: The Memorial Petting Zoo, Phineas Island (formally Tenebrion Island)
Directions: Enter Phineas Island from the south and travel three (3) snells north, and then one (1) snell east. Look for the bright pennants.

Admission is FREE! (Some attractions require a modest fee to enjoy.
The cost of park admission does not include food and drink.
Concession stands and souvenir shops are available.)