October 07, 2007
Master Hekus and MaryJane


Savior sent the following report to TMN:

Greetings Paramedic. I hope this note finds you Thoomy.

Two badly fallen were in town recently. Master Hekus came out of the healer hall exclaiming "what is this commotion?"

First, he looked at a perilously-near-death Kani and was nonplussed.

Oh the shame!

Hekus states the obvious!

Then Hekus moved on to the real reason that brought him out of the healer hall.


Miss MaryJane had fallen and couldn't get up. Beer was involved. When healers tried to raise her, they got a mysterious message that "healing was blocked." Did a Bloodstone Ring eat her?

Rel'lim is helpful. Hekus channels his InnerDwarf™

Master Hekus was clearly puzzled. He first tried to heal her using simple means:

Not even a bloop.

The Master is Mystic-ified.

He was finally able to raise her, but then he couldn't heal her whole. After some Merc Staff fiddling, he raised her. She was still unhealable.



And finally he got her to full. But he cautioned her to be careful until he could find out the problem.


Master Hekus had many fans among the healers in Town Square. Miss Boo Boo Kitty was on him like scales on a fish. Master Hekus, the kind Master he is, gave her his own special attention before leaving.


After the excitement, I had to leave to heal in the field. We Thoom are always in demand. But I understand Master Hekus came back and fixed the mystic.

Yours in Thoominess,

Posted by Para at October 07, 2007 11:16 PM

With more Beer no less...What more could a dwarf ask for?

Thank you to all the healers and to Master Hekus for all that you do to keep me from harm. Nothing like a few days of not being healable to make you appreciate what you take for granted.

Posted by: MaryJane on October 8, 2007 08:17 AM

Hekus eventually gave MaryJane a treatment he called, "Hair of the Dog". The brew he handed her knocked her over, but once she'd quaffed it she was healable.

Posted by: Kani on October 8, 2007 08:49 AM

So, Hekus has reached fourth circle? Last time he was out and about he was only first!

Posted by: Illora Mone on October 11, 2007 01:18 PM
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