June 20, 2008
Blackhole, SpiderZo

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Connie Crete sent the following report to TMN:

Ber!

So Blackhole be huntin malachites. I know these is olives, but ya gits tha idea. Geo asked whyfer. Here be tha answer:

Spiderzo, Spiderzo,
Goes whereever a spider go.
Morphs ta spidy alla time
Bashes critters, even slime.
Look out! Here comes the Spiderzo.

Be he strong? Listen bud—
He's got webbers in his blood.
Can he swing from sum silk?
I dunno, it aint M***.
Hey there! There goes the Spiderzo.

With a chain and shieldstone,
At tha cave o the noids,
He rescues all alone,
By usin ranger spirit roids!

Spiderzo, Spiderzo,
Friendly neighborhood Spiderzo.
Wealth and fame, he dont care—
Gitn lasties be his dare.
To him,
Life be a great big mosey—
Wherever spidies be noisey,
You'll find the Spiderzo!

Posted by Para at June 20, 2008 12:26 AM
Comments

Harr harr! This be great! Thanks ye Connie!

Posted by: Blackhole on June 20, 2008 05:48 AM

It's like I was there! Great reporting!

Posted by: Merlisk on June 20, 2008 06:18 AM

Brilliant!

Posted by: Phineas on June 20, 2008 11:18 AM

LMAO! Absolutely great. Ber to you, Connie!

Posted by: Creed on June 20, 2008 03:52 PM

*cries tears of joy* That was beautiful *cries some more* BRAVO!! BRAVO!!! ENCORE!!

Posted by: Pun'isher on June 21, 2008 08:55 AM
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