April 22, 2018
50 Spawned Upstairs


Connie Crete sent the following report to TMN:


We went ta toks and kilt em and pepple joined and left and stuff. This were tha tail end o tha mosey. I'd run up and seen this from tha basement:

Connie Crete yells, "beer"
Connie Crete says, "um"
Connie Crete says, "50 spawned upstairs"
Manquilor says, "yay"

Manqy charged ahead with tha info. Tha rest followed.

Errol says, "lol"
Tas says, "holy moley"
Taryn ponders, "I thought she was kidding!"
Wayfarer says, "heh. you weren't kidding"
Tas ponders, "me too"
Tas thinks to you, "gotta take a pic! i can't see from here"

So I did.



Posted by Para at 09:13 PM
Open Hands Clan Welcomes Tas


Open Hands sent the following announcement to TMN:

Hey Para,

We are so happy to announce that Tas has officially joined Open Hands. After induction, we took a little trip to teach the myrm matriarch to twerk. Then we all got kidnapped to Ash City by Connie Crete. Overall an excellent day for Open Hands!


Sent while on the go. Please excuse typing and grammar errors, and brevity.

Posted by Para at 06:18 PM
Chaos Storm #1064


Chaos Storm #1064 has swept the Lok'Groton island chain. Please post any changes you have observed and wish to share with others in the comments. If you don't want to read possible spoilers, please do not read any further!

Delta Tao's "What's New" for v1064:

4/18/2018 v1064
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin. — Mark Twain (1835–1910)

* No significant changes this version.
* Users of macOS High Sierra 10.13.4 or above will receive a harmless, one-time warning that the client is “not optimized for your Mac”. (Apple’s support site has more about this warning.) This is a consequence of the fact that our client is stuck in a technological time warp, being generally about 10–12 years behind the state of the art.
The warning is meant to appear only once for any given 32-bit application, so as not to unduly annoy you. Unfortunately, however, each revision of our client (v1064, 1067, ...) is considered distinct from all others, which means that you should prepare yourselves to see this warning once every three weeks.

Posted by Para at 06:10 PM