November 05, 2006
Fen President Election Time


It's once again time for exiles to cast their ballots at the Election Hall for Fen President. As with the previous elections, the stakes will be high and the campaigning fierce for this ill-defined office with no clearly determined duties, obligations, or responsibilities. Please examine the following candidates to decide your favorite.

Daimoth is making his first appearance in Fen presidential politics. He is seen here attacking potential voters.

Manx, a top contender in previous races, has political experience as insurance commissioner. She is seen here making her famous "Dungheap Address."

Odesseus is another familiar name to Fen politics. "Music soothes the savage beast" is his campaign theme for the upcoming election.

Tigger, running for the second time, is seen here fresh out of poppies. He claims that he did not inhale them.

Previous winners have included:

Her successful term was marred only by accusations that she ran through town without clothing as a campaign tactic.

Valtrim's term as Fen President is now coming to an end. What follows are his remarks after being told he had won:

Valtrim asks, "Uh I did?"
Valtrim says, "That's bizarre."
(Valtrim laughs.)
Valtrim says, "Well, people certainly know who to pick if they don't want anything done."

Polling is open now. Vote today! As the Zo say, "Vote early, vote often, and hurt those who disagree with you!"

Posted by Para at November 05, 2006 09:28 PM

One of my duties as Fen President will be to vaguely define the ill-defined position, and to administer the unclearly determined duties to the utmost of my VERY experienced abilities! :"D

Posted by: Odesseus on November 6, 2006 09:18 AM

I think Xepel's ability to have his face spontaneously explode (see Daimoth's pic) should make him a viable candidate too.

Posted by: Bakunan on November 6, 2006 10:56 AM

He might make a fine Diplomat to the Sylvans, then

Posted by: Odes on November 6, 2006 04:16 PM

Actually, I'm campaigning for Bard Overlord right now, though I wouldn't mind the cushy Diplomat job on the side.

Posted by: Xepel on November 6, 2006 09:40 PM
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