August 31, 2013
Selective Sohn'ee


Phiros sent the following report to TMN:

Myself and a few companions set out to speak with Sohn'ee, who is currently located on Thieves' Island. Although he is very reluctant to speak about the true nature of the Shadowguild's business, he did seem interested in setting up their organization on Puddleby Island. Perhaps more interesting, when Sativa arrived on the scene, Sohn'nee instructed him to, "Beat it, brownie." He went on to say that his job was to keep Sativa out. Sohn'ee further stated that he will keep in touch, and set up a meeting with his boss.

It may raise more questions than it answers, but I felt the citizens of Puddleby should know.

Attached are a couple visionstone sketches.

Thank you,
-Ma'Ta Phiros





Posted by Para at 02:27 AM
Lily Fren on Friends and Mystics


Lily Fren has recently updated her journal with two new entries:

Pros and Cons

A Long Night

Posted by Para at 02:11 AM
Chaos Storm #822


Chaos Storm #822 has swept the Lok'Groton island chain. Please post any changes you have observed and wish to share with others in the comments. If you don't want to read possible spoilers, please do not read any further!

Delta Tao's "What's New" for v822:

8/28/2013 v822
I intend to leave after my death a large fund for the promotion of the peace idea, but I am skeptical as to its results. — Alfred Bernhard Nobel (1833—1896)

* All changes this version are secret.

Posted by Para at 02:04 AM
August 24, 2013
A Trip to the Ethereal Tower


Drablak has posted a new entry to his journal:

A visit to ethereal trainers

Posted by Para at 10:52 AM
P.U.N.T. Hunt


Pun'isher sent the following report to TMN:

Howdy Paramedic! P.U.N.T.! hunt travelled to the exotic lands of MI and GI today. At MI, we were met with some vicious cougars and SAS. We were able to valiantly fight and got some good experience for our hunting party. We got braver and ventured to GI where we battled a pleisy fearlessly. We needed some seksi assistance so Gremlins came and helped us finish off the pleisy. Andarius joined us a few minutes after Gremlins left and after some debate we decided to finish off the GI pit.


Half of our team had to go study so four of us ventured to toks. There, Geotzou joined us and we fought until we achieved typical Laughing Academy success as shown in this image. Maximus is laughing in this picture but he fell shortly after too.


Posted by Para at 09:15 AM
August 17, 2013
Tackling the Abyss


Punisher sent the following report to TMN:

Howdy Paramedic!

KPUN reporter in the field: Today a daring group tackled Abyss 1 and 2! This reporter went along to capture the hunt experience. Led by Connie Crete, we battled our way back from the brink of extinction. Here is a shot of right before we decided to go to Abyss 2. The aftermath of this decision was too icky to put pix up and frankly, there wasn' t time to get out the camera I got from Kimmel's Department Store. Although it took a while, we eventually went in and kick their abysmal butts. In honor of this great victory, Kimmel's is selling the "I survived Abyss 1 and 2 and all I got was this lousy T-shirt" shirt for just 100c.


Posted by Para at 08:37 AM
August 11, 2013
Pun'isher's Unparalleled Newbish Travels Hunt (P.U.N.T.)


Pun'isher sent the following report to TMN:

"Pun'isher's Unparalleled Newbish Travels Hunt (P.U.N.T.)...when success seems out of reach, what do you do? You P.U.N.T.!"

P.U.N.T.! is sponsored by Laughing Academy: We aren't laughing with you…..

Howdy Paramedic! Exciting news to share. P.U.N.T.! was an amazing success.

We traveled across lands doing coiny stuff and then sauntered to Lily Pond. Then all of the sudden, a rescue was needed in Wetlands. P.U.N.T.! raced right over and successfully rescued the fallens. We even made it out alive which is above LA standards. Shortly after the rescue we had some down to take some candids.


Um... the cheese they are referring to is what they like on Haricot's super burger. So this was a candid shot. They were not prompted at all...


Posted by Para at 06:48 AM
August 08, 2013
Chaos Storm #819


Chaos Storm #819 has swept the Lok'Groton island chain. Please post any changes you have observed and wish to share with others in the comments. If you don't want to read possible spoilers, please do not read any further!

Delta Tao's "What's New" for v819:

8/6/2013 v819 — The “We Bet You Didn’t See That One Coming” Update
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Blockin’ out the scenery, breakin’ my mind
Do this, don’t do that, can’t you read the sign?
— Five Man Electric Band, “Signs” (1970)

* Watch your back!

Posted by Para at 07:19 PM
August 04, 2013
Chance Passes Sixth Circle Test


Chance sent the following announcement to TMN:

Hey there, Paramedic!

I just wanted to pass along the happy news that I finally passed the sixth circle test. Huzzah! I'm really excited. Attached are just a couple of sketches to commemorate the event.



Posted by Para at 09:38 AM
August 03, 2013
A Trip to Book 2


Drablak has updated his journal with a new entry:

And one mystic to teleport them all…

Posted by Para at 12:44 PM