March 31, 2009
Fishylish's Journal

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Fishylish has started a new journal:

http://fishylish-cl.livejournal.com/

Posted by Para at 08:11 AM
Mystic Academy Still Crushed

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Sproutfoot sent the following report to TMN:

A sad Apprentice Mystic looks on as workers change from Earthmovers to Wheelbarrows.

Posted by Para at 07:18 AM
March 30, 2009
Knighting of Mystic K'vynn

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Zeitgeist sent the following report to TMN:

After the Open Hunt there was a super blow-out open party in Town Center to celebrate the Knighting of Mystic K'vynn. Part one of the party kicked off with four kegs of spirits to get everyone in the mood as a much more solemn ceremony took place in the Knights' Hall. The Knighting Ceremony was conducted by Hunk, the leader of the OGM (Order of the Golden Maha).

After the Knighting, part two of the party kicked off with tons of food and enough booze to float several small boats . . . Thank goodness the Darshak didn't get word of that much booze out in the open! And, I'm also happy to report that no Wuv Muffins were sighted at the party!

Let us all congratulate Sir K'vynn, Mystic on his elevation to Knight!

-Zeitgeist
Blood Knight of the OGM

Posted by Para at 10:25 PM
Azriel Reports: Chaos Storms #560-588

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Azriel has posted several new entries to his journal.

Chaos Storm #560
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Featurelessness of the Ethereal Plane; Orga activity in East Forest and at University of Puddleby

Chaos Storm #563
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SnowLion's Bloodmage skills

Chaos Storm #566
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Cave on Tenebrion's Island; Darshak bar; Darshak plans for an attack on Puddleby; path near New Dark Temple; Gungla path; construction on a tunnel to the University

Chaos Storm #569
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Feast of Tsrrin; Boondoggle at DeathTrap Noids; T'rool Land; Myrm Matriarchs; abandoned underground castle

Chaos Storm #572
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Alliance Castle construction languishes

Chaos Storm #575
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Bawkmas

Chaos Storm #579
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Northern Plans path; T'rool mining skills

Chaos Storm #582
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Return of many exiles; increased population of Puddleby; revival of Town Center zookeeping; skyrocketing sunstone prices; Albino Flying Foxweir; working toward passing the eighth-circle fighter's test

Chaos Storm #585
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Sunstone pricing levels off; Abyssal Hunters overrun Puddleby; Daangrus Diggins and his hole-digging project on the Cloud

Chaos Storm #588
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Azriel passes eighth-circle fighter's test; changes to Ash Island; Darshak and Darshak rebels fight over castle; Mystic Academy crushed; Slate Arachnoids in Camp Dred; sunstone prices continue to drop

Posted by Para at 08:12 AM
March 25, 2009
Chaos Storm #591

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Chaos Storm #591 has swept the Lok'Groton island chain. Please post any changes you have observed and wish to share with others in the comments. If you don't want to read possible spoilers, please do not read any further!

Delta Tao's "What's New" for v591:

3/25/2009 v591
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories: those that don’t work, those that break down, and those that get lost. — Russell Baker (1925–)

Ditto for gerbils. — Clan Lord Maintainers (2009)

* No crashes in 48 days and counting. The record is 723 days.
* “Fighter Sub-subclasses!
* You’ll have to explore to discover the rest of this Chaos Storm’s changes. Enjoy!

Posted by Para at 10:56 PM
Chicken Interviewed by Jady

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Jady's interview with Super Chicken is now available on the Clan Lord Sentinel.

Posted by Para at 02:41 AM
March 24, 2009
Raks + cool ppl

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Check out Rakshasa's drawings of some of the residents of Puddleby.

http://rakshasa.50webs.com/

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Posted by Para at 07:06 AM
March 19, 2009
Jady Announces Interview with Super Chicken

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Jady sent the following announcement to TMN:

Hi Para,

Jady here, host, director, executive producer, and caterer for The Jady Show™. I will be conducting a LIVE interview via the Sunstone Network with Super Chicken.

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[Time, OOC: Friday night, March 20th, at 1 AM Eastern time (10 pm Pacific) (if you want to know the IC time, look at Clepsia or something)]

I am a hard-hitting interviewer. I'd like to let you know here and now. No subject will be off limits. Haters need not apply. I am giving you fair warning, if your sensibilities will be assaulted by my searing sense of humor, please either /ignore me before the next installment of The Jady Show™ or plan on not being around during the interview; it will go much more smoothly that way.

Thanks, and I look forward to seeing my adoring fans to witness a revolutionary change to The Jady Show™.

kthxbye
-jady

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Posted by Para at 11:11 PM
March 16, 2009
Open Hunt Visits the New Ash Island

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Torin reports at OWE News on the recent trip by the Open Hunt to the New Ash Island.

Posted by Para at 09:03 PM
Cammie Updates: Gungla, Wedding, Reception, Slime

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Cammie has updated her journal with the following entries:

Entry the Thirty-ninth: Hunts and more hunts!
Entry the Fortieth: Here comes the Bride!
Entry the Forty-first: Eat, drink, and get slimed!

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Posted by Para at 08:57 PM
March 15, 2009
OWE News: Ruined Castle, Pitch Caves Expeditions

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Torin has added some new entries to OWE News:

Ruined Castle Split Hunt
Orga and Darshak Battles
Kalian and Natas, Take Two
Failed PC Trip

Posted by Para at 01:09 PM
Cammie Updates: Deathtrap Noids, Foothills, Pitch Caves

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Cammie has updated her journal with the following entries:

Entry the Thirty-sixth: World Falling Tour!
Entry the Thirty-seventh: MAP invaded by Abyssal Hunters! Sorta
Entry the Thirty-eighth: Into the Pitch Caves

Posted by Para at 12:58 PM
Puddleopedia Returns

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Puddleopedia has returned after a brief absence. Puddleopedia is a collaborative effort to produce an encyclopedia of knowledge useful to exiles. I recommend it. Please check it out and consider contributing to it.

Thanks to Wangah Rah for his work in bringing it back.

http://www.puddleopedia.org/

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-Para

Posted by Para at 10:55 AM
March 07, 2009
Darshak Fireball

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Chance sent the following report to TMN:

Hi, Para!

Thank you for posting many great sketches and reports of the recent Darshak invasion and great battle in Puddleby. I have just one sketch I wanted to offer to add to the reporting. I haven't seen one yet of the huge fireball that the Darshak fired into town from the western beach or waters. One exile reported hearing the 'shak calling, "Aim, fire," before the huge fireball exploded over west town—I witnessed this as well, and I was one of the many exiles who fell to the fire.

I managed to make a sketch of the horrifying event, and here it is.

Cheers,
-Chance

Posted by Para at 10:26 AM
March 04, 2009
Ash Island: The Chasm of Despair

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Ash Island has undergone some changes. It's more dangerous than ever. Fen President Largo was fallen there for a while today.

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Beware the Chasm of Despair.

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Posted by Para at 09:44 PM
Alliance Castle Has Temporary Gate

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A temporary gate has been installed at the Alliance Castle construction site to keep out some mysterious hooded intruders.

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Posted by Para at 09:32 PM
Mystic Guild Crushed

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Bad news for mystics.

Posted by Para at 08:49 PM
Chaos Storm #588

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Chaos Storm #588 has swept the Lok'Groton island chain. Please post any changes you have observed and wish to share with others in the comments. If you don't want to read possible spoilers, please do not read any further!

Delta Tao's "What's New" for v588:

3/4/2009 v588
The folly of mistaking a paradox for a discovery, a metaphor for a proof, a torrent of verbiage for a spring of capital truths, and oneself for an oracle, is inborn in us. — Paul Valéry (1871-1945)

* No crashes in 17 days and counting. The record is 723 days.
* There was a terrible rock slide South of town, which resulted in a great deal of destruction. Oh, the humanity...
* You’ll have to explore to discover the rest of this Chaos Storm’s changes. Enjoy!

Posted by Para at 08:21 PM
March 02, 2009
Darshak Invasion Repelled

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The Darshak invasion of Puddleby has been repelled. Kani has posted an excellent running account of the invasion on the Clan Lord Sentinel.

Cammie also has made available an account of the invasion.

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Posted by Para at 06:56 PM
March 01, 2009
Darshak Invasion Warning

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Turalyon reports at the Clan Lord Sentinel that an ambassador named Tenneson Serpentsclaw visited Town Center with news of an imminent invasion by the Darshak.

Turalyon recorded a visionstone of the event.

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Posted by Para at 10:34 PM
Hoggle Getting Old

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Kisa has drawn a new sketch of Hoggle.

Posted by Para at 10:24 AM
Local Thoom Organizes Trip to the New Orga Outback

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OWE News reports: Jeepers organized a trip to the New Orga Outback.

Posted by Para at 10:19 AM
Scarmis, Kizmia's Island, Noth

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Cammie has added some new entries to her journal:

Entry the Thirtieth: Days of frustration, and joy
Entry the Thirty-first: Crazy island adventures!
Entry the Thirty-second: MAP expedition to Noth

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Posted by Para at 10:07 AM
Knighting of Creed

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Altir sent the following report to TMN:

Lord Paramedic,

Tis with great pleasure ah announce da knightin o' Ser Creed in da lands 'n ta da fish paper! Lady Klio, Lord Bleign, 'n squire Tip'ii (o' Sir Hunk ah believes) witnessed 'n stood beside her 'n da town joined in. Twas immediately after Midnight on Soldi, da 29th day o' Spring in da 574th year o' da Ascendancy . . . 'n all twas well!

Congrats Ser Creed!

Beer!
-Sir Altir

Posted by Para at 06:41 AM