July 31, 2005
Raul Visits Jade Noids


In his latest journal entry, Raul reports on a trip to Jade Noids and a new sugary shrine in town.

Posted by Para at 05:45 AM
July 30, 2005
Spring Farms Cleaning Hunt 8


Farhope and the Winds of Dawn clan are organizing an eighth edition of the Spring Farms Cleaning Hunt.

Says Farhope: "It's time to show again to the farmers that we support them . . . and to the vermines that we will kill them all when they dare to invade our farms."

The hunt will happen Spring 76, 559 at 4:00 PM.

(OOC: Sunday, July 31, 2005 at 1 PM Pacific Time, 8 PM GMT).

Meet in in North Farms.

Posted by Para at 06:40 PM
July 28, 2005
JoeGM's Visit


Quite a crowd turned out for JoeGM's recent visit to the Fairgrounds. Urgelt has posted a helpful summary of the proceedings on the Clan Lord Sentinel, and discussion is continuing there.

Posted by Para at 09:46 PM
Measle Becomes Bard Quester


Measle has posted an account of his recent bard quester audition in his most recent journal entry.

Posted by Para at 08:36 PM
Bir Guzzyl Advances


Creed sent the following report to TMN:

Clan Destine is proud to announce that our very own dorf extraordinaire, Bir Guzzyl, passed the third-circle fighter test.

Whoo-hoo! Go, Bir!


Of course, we celebrated in our clan house with beer for Bir. Be sure to give him a big pat on the back, or a pint of stout, when you see Bir in the lands.

We were never here!!!


Posted by Para at 08:26 PM
Visiting Melabrion's Mines


Raul reports in his most recent journal entry on a visit to Melabrion's Mines.

Posted by Para at 08:16 PM
Go, Sea Chicken, Go


Creed sent the following report to TMN:

Hey Para,

I felt I should submit this sketch of a strange . . . sighting . . .out in the sea west of Puddleby. It seems that Super Chicken's influence is spreading even farther than we ever expected.


Posted by Para at 05:46 PM
July 27, 2005
JoeGM in Fairgrounds


Wednesday, July 27 at 6:45 pm PDT (delayed from 6:00 pm PDT)
Meeting with JoeGM in the Fairgrounds. Open to all.

Posted by Para at 05:23 PM
July 25, 2005
Pitch Cave Expedition Succeeds


Lil Elpur sent the following report to TMN:

H'loi Paramedic,

The trip to the first pathfinding book in Pitch Cave 1 was a success today. We had a nice turnout and the folks were very friendly and fun to travel with. We brought the pathfinders to the book, and I counted 15 people entering the library to study it! I know a few had already completed Book One, but 11 or 12 pathfinders with more book training was very nice to see.

A big thank you to everyone who came along; it was excellent teamwork from all and an outstanding performance by the whole group.

-Lil Elpur

Inside the PC1 library and some of the pathfinders that were training.

The recovery after the noids nearly wiped us out as we were trying to get home.

Posted by Para at 05:45 AM
July 22, 2005
Roc Me on the Water


Bakunan sent the following report to TMN:

Sir Bedevere, wise in the the ways of science, once asked, "What also floats on water?"

The answer, obviously, is "very small roc(k)s".

(It was moving around, but could not get out of the river to attack us.)


Posted by Para at 11:48 PM
Drablak Gets Strange Stone


Drablak sent the following report to TMN:

Hello Para,

I want to tell you that after a long and strange FMOCR yesterday, we were successful in acquiring a strange stone. Read more about it in my journal (http://drablak.blogspot.com/).

Thanks to all those who helped!


Posted by Para at 04:21 AM
July 21, 2005
Chaos Storm #399


Chaos Storm #399 has swept the Lok'Groton island chain. Please post any changes you have observed and wish to share with others in the comments. If you don't want to read possible spoilers, please do not read the comments.

Exiles gather in Town Center to survey the results of Chaos Storm #399

Posted by Para at 09:52 PM
July 20, 2005
Azriel Acquires Armor


Azriel reports on his new set of armor and on changes to kudzu in his most recent journal entry.

Posted by Para at 08:12 PM
Chaos Storm #399 Delayed


Ann GM sent the following announcement to TMN:

Ann is in the middle of moving, so the v399 update will be delayed a bit. If all goes well with her Internet installation on Thursday, the chaos storm should take place late Thursday evening.


Posted by Para at 06:57 PM
July 17, 2005
More ELF Challenge Results


Fleming has posted final results of the recent ELF Challenge arena battle contest on the Dun'ilsar Scrolls.

Posted by Para at 11:27 PM
Raul Updates


Raul has updated his journal with three reports of recent adventures.

Butterflies and Jade Noids
Fun Stuff
Tahxis Cave Fun

Posted by Para at 11:19 PM
Trip to First Pathfinding Book


Praetorius Xar sent the following announcement to TMN:

My clanmate Lil Elpur and several friends will be making a trip to the first Pathfinding Book in Pitch Cave 1 off in the Orga Foothills. She has asked me to invite anyone along that needs training with this book. This expedition will be on Sunday, July 24th at 2pm EST.

To RSVP or for more information, exiles can visit http://daveyc.enigmatic-paradox.net/clstuff/pftrip.html.

-Praetorius Xar

Posted by Para at 10:50 PM
July 15, 2005
Creed Advances


TMN received the following announcement from Creed:

Creed is proud to announce that she finally passed the third-circle healer's test.

Whoot!! Lookout, Proxi! Here comes Creed!


Clan Destine will be celebrating on (ooc) Friday, July 15, at their usual clanhunt time: 8 p.m. U.S. Central time.

We were never here!!!


Posted by Para at 07:27 PM
July 14, 2005
Successful FMOCR for K'vynn


I want to thank the 13 exiles who made this FMOCR trip successful for me on Soldi, the 4th day of Spring, 559. It began just a little bit before noon. It was certainly more of a challenge with a smaller group than usual. It was done very neatly with very few fallbacks considering the time. With a final critical charge, the field was cleared with enough time afterwards for cookies, cognac, and orgaberry gambling. My thanks for the leadership of Falinea's Blade on this trip, the healers who made it possible, and everyone else who came on short notice.

OC4: the orgaberry line dance

Tshahr'tsei, K'vynn

Posted by Para at 07:59 AM
July 13, 2005
Chicken in a Bag


Miratisu sent the following report to TMN:

Hi, Paramedic. Chicken climbed into my baking bag recently; now we can bake him! I attached a picture, can you see it? Chicken in a bag!

Posted by Para at 05:55 PM
July 10, 2005
Comments Back Online


The commenting feature is offline for the time being.

Update: Fixed. Sorry for the inconvenience.


Posted by Para at 09:56 PM
Vequalir Advances


Lundar reports on the ELF Blog that Vequalir has passed the 7th circle healer test.

Posted by Para at 09:12 PM
Results of the ELF Challenge


Lightbringer sent TMN the following report:

Today ELF's Dun'ilsar challenge was carried out at the Arena.

Approximately 60 exiles attended the event, representing various clans such as E'las Loth'mon Ferindril, Laughing Academy, Dwarven Militia, Order of the White Elephant, Sun Dragon Clan, Lords of the Wamphyrii, Winds of Dawn, Order of the Mini, Neko No Kessha, Hunter, and The Zouclougeist Alliance. Against all odds, the four-fen Neko No Kessha team rose above the competition to win the contest. ROAR™!!!

A visionstone is available at http://movies.puddleby.info/.

More images can be found below.


I wasn't THAT threatening!

Yor must die!

Connie talked trash, and then she got trashed! But not on beer.

The final blow on the last man standing from second place!

Posted by Para at 08:22 PM
Hor Returns


Hor has updated his journal after a long stay in the library.

Posted by Para at 07:51 PM
Take the ELF Challenge



ELF Challenges the Clans of the Lok'groton to an Arena Battle
OOC Time: Sunday, July 10th, 1 pm (PDT)

Read more at the ELF Blog and the Dun'ilsar scrolls.

Posted by Para at 10:10 AM
July 09, 2005
Meanness in Abyss 2


Azriel reports in his journal that he and some friends recently went on an expedition to Abyss 2.

Posted by Para at 02:55 PM
July 06, 2005
Please Stand By


TMN is having some technical issues that may slow down the frequency of updates over the next few days. I hope to have the problem resolved swiftly. Thanks to Kiriel for getting the Chaos Storm update posted.


Posted by Para at 11:23 PM
Chaos Storm #397


Chaos Storm #397 has swept the Lok'Groton island chain. Please post any changes you have observed and wish to share with others in the comments. If you don't want to read possible spoilers, please do not read the comments.

Posted by Kiriel at 11:41 AM
July 03, 2005
Yor Rents a Room


Renowned local Zo Yor has fallen on some tough financial times and is now renting a room from Babajaga. Yor will be guarding the door, among other tasks, to help pay the rent.

Babajaga says, "The rent is paid through dragging me to various places, new and interesting places to fall"
Paramedic says, "I was afraid of that"
Yor says, "I'll try"
(Yor smiles.)
(Yor nods.)
Babajaga says, "And chaining me to safety, of course"
(Babajaga nods)
Paramedic says, "Of course"
Yor says, "and departing"
Babajaga says, "And that"
(Yor grins)
Babajaga says, "But mostly chaining me to safety"
(Babajaga nods)
(Yor nods.)
(Babajaga chuckles)
Paramedic says, "Well, it seems like a reasonable arrangement"
Yor says, "Well, that's it, Para"
Yor says, "yes"
Babajaga says, "Oh . . . and we have agreed that he doesn't take anything living inside that he plans to eat"
Babajaga says, "Not anything dead either for that matter"
(Yor nods.)
Paramedic asks, "he'll have to gnaw bones outside?"
Yor ponders, "could be an interesting reality TV show"
Yor says, "yes"
(Babajaga nods)
Paramedic says, "Hm"
Yor ponders, "grr"
Babajaga asks, "Where do you put all the fish bones, Para?"
Babajaga asks, "Around and in the bed?"
Paramedic says, "Slyph's back yard"
(Yor laughs.)
Babajaga says, "Ah of course"
Babajaga says, "brilliant"
(Paramedic nods)
Paramedic says, "She has no idea"
Yor ponders, "Slyph, what a wench"
Babajaga says, "Sadly, she doesn`t live here so.."
Babajaga says, "or we could have borrowed that arrangement as well"
Paramedic says, "I just throw them over her fence. You could try it, Yor"
(Babajaga nods thoughtfully)
Yor says, "good idea"
(Yor grunts happily.)
Paramedic says, "She thinks it's some natural phenomenon, bones falling from the sky"
(Yor laughs.)

Posted by Para at 10:27 AM
Invasion in Town


Town has been invaded by various undine this morning.

Posted by Para at 09:35 AM